With the things that have been going on in my life recently, I figure now would be a good time to try out the blogging again. It seems like everything in my life is changing. You know. The usual blah blah blah I'm emo, blah blah blah I don't like my parents, blah blah blah.
But you see, the difference is that it's MY life. So you should care. If it were some other completely random person's life, you'd have no reason to. But it's me. I mean, really.
So, now let's take an inventory of what's happened (relatively) recently.
-I gave up Christianity and am now a simple Theist.
-I told (enough) people at my church about said decision. Also, I told my parents, who are devout Christians themselves.
-I discovered my love for a girl who has long since moved on.
-I discovered that I can, in fact, look attractive.
-I found that I can actually sing moderately well.
-I have decided that from now on, I would make the decisions in my life and not allow my mind to be made up for me.
-I gave up being a Republican. I'm Independent now. (Democrats and Republicans. Ew.)
-I became a furry. (And this is where I'll lose most people. Prolly.)
And I'm sure there's something or other I've forgotten. This isn't the list-to-end-all-lists. So. The blog. FAQ TIEM:
Why do you have an FAQ when no one has ever even been to your website?
I wanted one.
It just seems rather silly, you know?
I suppose...
Why this name for a blog? It's not witty, or cool, or catchy, or memorable, or...
That's what she said. Haha. But really.
This FAQ isn't going to go anywhere, is it?
No, I guess not.
What number am I thinking of?
Sixteen.
Wow. You're good. How'd you know?
Because I am the one who is both asking and answering the questions.
Can we be done now?
Yes.
Let's see... FAQ? Check. List of changes? Check. Oh snap, I almost forgot!
...
Wait no. I did forget. Never mind.
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